It's the FINAL countdown!

Tenenenenett!! Tenenenenett! Tenenenenett!
Ok. Dah nak exam final dah.
Kbai.

Rindu.

Rindu dengan Dr.Squishy.
Wuu....
Lemme die!!
Tak semangat nak belajar.. *alasan*
Nak tulis blog pun tak semangat.
Kbai.

Hana Tajima

Sekarang ni famous tudung Hana Tajima.
Tudung yang loose.
Ada orang kata tudung-tak-siap.
Macam2 lah.
Aku pun nak try gak.
Tapi disebabkan aku ni cacat macam Jibek,
So, tudungnye tak jadilah Hana Tajima,
Jadi Hana TaJIBEK.
Enjoice~

Just Do It! With SWAG~
Jyeah!
Comel kan???? (^~^)/
TEEHEE!!

P/s : Aku memang selekeh. And I regret nothing. Peace.

Long time no see.

Lama dah kan tak tulis blog?
Kbai.
Malas.

Kenapa comel sangat??

Hari ni nak cerita pasal lecturer saya yang comel.
Beliau sangat sarkastik dan sedikit kasar(penggunaan bahasanya).
Namun begitu, beliau sangat kelakar dan comel.

Cut it off with the skema taik punya ayat.

Tadi, lecturer nya cakap3 pastu tetiba masuk bab agama.
Seriously, he's full of knowledge.
I dropped my jaw in awe at his personal view on matters pertaining sensitive(i.e religious) issues.
But then suddenly he posted a remark
"Eh! Aku ni dah macam ustaz lah pulak." *sambil mendabik dada macam Teletubbies time TV kat perut diorang menyala*

OMFG!!! SQUISHY!!!!!!!! *literally died*

But then he said
"Taknak lah aku ustaz. Aku nak jadi Ramli Sarip." *flipping his bouncy curly hair*

Seriously, squishy funny sarcastic male is soooooooooooooo cute!!!
\(>o<)/

I'm never gonna miss his class.

Dear lecturer,
P/s : I love you~

Secularist

Hoyeah!
Class has started.
Life's good so far.
I've taken a liking to this one particular lecturer.
He claimed that he's a secularist.
Damn he's funny as hell.
And cute!!

His words are so secular but I know he's not deviant.
He's hilarious, sarcastic and realistic.
So my type.

He kind of remind me of Obe.
LOL.

P/s : This blog will be frequently abandoned since I started school edi. :)

First Video!

Aku tak pernah upload video kan?
Ni yang first.
LOL!

Sebab?
Aku suka makan BeefSteak.




Inilah caranya aku membuatkan adik beradik aku menjadi jengkel.
And I'm loving it!
LOL at their reaction!

p/s : View at your own risk.

Pink ko wa???

LOL!
The only gambar yang aku upload melalui twitpic.
Rindu pulak kat spek lama.............T~T

p/s : Aku malas nak upload gambar raya. Nanti2 je la....

My choice of words.

Dalam bahasa melayu, kita ada imbuhan.
Mungkin juga pelengkap ayat.
Kalau macam kat Jepun, j cgvsdfbvdfnigbznbvn bsugbn
Aku tak tau camne nak terangkan.

Tak kisah la kan.
Yang pasti, kalau aku bercakap,
ayat ni mesti ada.

Dengan adik-beradik je. Spesel sket.

"Lempang ko kang."
Contoh :-

"Diam ah! Lempang ko kang."
"Takkan itu pon tak nampak?? Lempang ko kang."
"Ko pehal? Lempang ko kang."
"Pegi r kemas bilik. Lempang ko kang."

Mesra kan aku? LOL.


Perkataan yang aku kerap sebut dan dalam situasi apa aku akan sebut.

Psycho = 1. Kalau org tu memang betul2 psycho. LOL
2. Bila aku rasa awkward.

Cacat/catcat = 1. Bila org buat lawak yang mild. Lawak2 ringan.
2. Kalau org tu mmg cacat. Racist bodo....

Racist = To every comment that is not in favor of my opinion.

Serius???? = Bila aku percaya dengan kata-kata seseorang. If you're lying and I said this, it means that I already took the bait.

Sumpa?? = When I half-trusting your words. There's a room full of doubt here.

Sumpa! = When ppl don't trust me and I'm telling the truth.

And the list goes on.....
dadadumdadumdadada~
Malas dah nak tulis.
Kthanxbai.

Down to memory lane~~

Hokay!
Dah lama tak update ini blog.
Been busy reblogging stuffs on Tumblr.

Why?
Cuz uploading pics on this blog, takes AGES!!
Patient is a virtue. Yes.
But patient is not MY virtue.

Now!
Let's get down to memory lane~
I was young yadayadayada
Everybody was young. Pfft.

First pics.
Gambar time umur aku 2 3 4 tahun. Kot. Tak pasti. Yang pastinya, aku belum start sekolah lagi.

(Hoyeah! Me : been doing sexy poses since 1993)
(Look at my stubby chubby hands!! LOLFAT!)
(Org cakap aku muka mcm Chucky. Pfft.)

Second pic.
Gambar lepas dah bersekolah.

(Time ni dah masuk tadika. Kot. Siap nak p mengaji.)
(Waktu umur 6tahun. Sekolah TAKIS. Nampak suci je muka gua time ni.)
(Waktu darjah 6.)
(Waktu form1.)
(Waktu form2. LOLDERP!)

Konklusinya,
Muka aku dulu-dulu, is either nerdy or derp-ish.
LOL!
Tapi muka aku time sebelum sekolah, DEVIL-ish!!!
HOYEAH!

Bila mak dan abah tiada di rumah.

Mak dan abah berbuka puasa di Shah Alam
Jadi, cuma aku, kakakleng, yungeleng, pudicaleng ngan afiqleng je yang ada di rumah.
Kami berbuka bersama-sama setelah terlaungnya azan.

RIUH!!

Sebelum azan

Afiqleng : Afiq nak drumstick!
Pudicaleng : Paica pun!
Yungeleng : Ala. Drumstick ada banyak.
Aku : Kakya nak wing! Sape amek wing kakya sepak laju2!
Yungeleng : Wing takde la.
Aku : AH! Kalau takde pun, wing tetap kakya punya!

(p/s : Semua yang bertanda seru di hujungnya itu, tandanya menjerit.)

Sampai turn aku untuk amek lauk

"Kakya nak wing ye. Mana wing?? Kenapa takde wing??? Kan orang nak makan wing!! ARGHH!!!!"

Motif? Saje. Test vocal.

TROLLOLOL!

**selepas habis makan**

Lepak2 jap borak2.
Pastu terdengar bunyi ANJING!
Sume terdiam............
WoooWOoowWOOOWWWOWW!!

Pastu, Yungeleng, Pudicaleng, Afiqleng Main cop2 tangan yang tak basuh, dekat baju.
Aku ngan Kakakeleng plak,
buat impersonation suara Doraemon.
Suara Pikachu.
LOLterencat!

Begitulah kisahnya berbuka bersama budak-budak.
HAVOC! Kalah LONDON RIOT!

Whatev~

asdfghjkl

It's been awhile since I last updated this muhforking blog.
Too damn lazy.

Sorry.
I just love to cuss.
Can't deal with it?
Eat shat muhforker.

Hahahaha!
Kidding.
Bulan puasa tak elok mencarut.

But then, bulan lain pun tak elok mencarut.
Shut up, bish!
I ain't gon feed yo mohforking bullshat!
It's my forking decision to cuss.
Fork off! Fork you muhforker!

Astaghfirullahal'azim.....
Bertaubatlah kamu sebelum terlambat.


HOEkay!
Enuff with this bipolar shat.
Aku nak update gambar pulak.
Gambar birthday.



























DAYYYUM!
FORK THIS SHAT!
THE FORKING PICS AIN'T GON UPLOAD EMSELVES!
Internet cam taik. Gambar tak boleh upload.
Aku tak boleh tunggu lama.
Kbai.

Twas my birthday

Twas supposed to be my special day

day of joy not sorrow
day I wake up and it feels like tomorrow
but em hearts, they're shallow
the pain, the sore, I solemnly swallow
the hole in my heart, my heart is hollow
the time passes, but time passes slow
the wind of hatred, to my face they blow
the stream of tears, like a river they flow
the bleeding wound, in a towel I'll throw
should just drank my tears away cuz no one will ever know

p/s : Mom, where's my cake?

Not a single F was given that day.

People has been complaining about me using English, well, to their opinion, is a bit too much.
I know sometimes my English is just ununderstandable.
And you guys are having a hard time tryna figure em out.
I don't really talk proper English anyway.
But then, I'm most comfortable expressing myself in this language.
I wanna tell people how I feel without them really figuring me out.

Plus, English is just my writing language.
Kalau aku cakap ke borak-borak ke, memang tak r aku nak speaking do.
See??
Bukannya nak mengagung-agungkan bahasa penjajah blablabla.
Bukalah minda tu sikit.

This is the way I learn English.
Trust me, I go on Google checking for the spelling, meaning and even the proper grammar of any words or sentences I wish to post as my status update or tweet.

Well then again,
b*tch one more time bout my excessive English usage,
I swear Imma b*tchslap you right in the face.

But then again,
I just don't give a F. [^__^]

p/s : I really wish someone will point out and correct my grammatical error. Cuz my English is weird.

Semalam

Tadi semalam aku hantar adik aku balik Perak.
Aku sumpa mood mmg cam taik r sepanjang perjalanan.
Then, time ondwe balik, singgah M Ghulam Rasul jap.
Makan.
Then, aku nak p toilet.
Kat depan toilet ada seorang budak perempuan ini yang di kaki seluarnya terlekat sisa gula-gula getah.
Disebabkan dia berdiri di tengah laluan masuk, aku tidak boleh tidak, terpaksa menjadi penonton dia yang tengah merungut pasal "Eishh! Siapa punya kerja ni? Kuang asam betul la."
Aku cuma berdiri.
Tiba-tiba, dia tegur aku cakap "Macam mana ek nak hilangkan ni?" sambil tersenyum.
Comel boleh tahan.
Aku tidak semena-mena, daripada ekspresi muka ini


kepada ini



MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Adakah aku seorang pedo???

Look-alike

Orang yang sama muka macam kita, ada tujuh orang kesemuanya....
*Bajet cite DragonBall*

Muke aku macam sape???

Mari kite check.

1. Stephen chow.



















- LOL. Yang ni member sekolah menengah aku yang cakap, Nabilah Brahim *aku rase tak pon..."-__-*

2. Kim Shin Young.




















- Sepupu dgn kakak aku yg cakap.
- Sebab aku ske buat muke bodo plus dulu rambut aku macam mangkuk jap.

3. TaeMin.




















- Fatin cakap. Tapi rambut je r. Time rambut aku mangkuk gak.

4. DooJoon.




















- Eqin cakap. Tapi bibir je.

5. Yosoeb.










-Kakak Eqin cakap. Aku tak tau part mane. Maybe sbb aku blonde kot.

6. Wahid (Senario)




















- Nora ke inn ke diana yg cakap. Salah sorg r. Time tu aku lukis janggut ngan misai kat muke aku.

7. SanE.














- Sara cakap. Yg ni pun aku tak tau part mane yg same....

8. Agashi. (My Fair Lady) -Watak Yoon Eun Hye




















- Inn yg cakap. Ade 1 gambar ni. Dia kata aku nmpk matang.

9. Shaheizy Sam.




















- Ni kakna yg ckp. Time tu muke aku penuh dgn kek.

10. Go Mi Nam.












- Pudicaleng yg cakap. Tak gak. Aku pon xsure. Tapi time tu dia tgh tgk aku view gambar2 aku then tetiba je dia ckp "Go Mi Nam". I was like "Come again?".
- Puhleez duhh.. I don't hate Prk Shin Hye. But, the best crossdresser is Yoon Eun Hye~~ LOL.

11. Go Eun Chan. (Coffee Prince) -Watak Yoon Eun Hye.




















- Sape tah cakap. Aku lupe. Sbb rambut aku pendek time tu.

12. Manis (Cun)












- Kakakeleng yg cakap. Pfft.

13. Mei (Mei-chan no shitsuji)




















- Bopeep cakap. Maybe sbb rambut kot.

Yang ni spesel sket..
Bukan sama dgn orang

14. Kucing Gemuk Putih.
- Afiqleng yg cakap. "-____-
- Gambar takde r. Kalau dtg kem, boleh r tgk.

p/s : I think I look like Johnny Depp. LOLWUT! U mad brah?

K-pop Idol.

My bias in every group.

1. 2PM - (sorry but i think no one..T~T)
2. Beast - DongWoon-bby~
3. BigBang - TaeYang
4. SNSD - SUNNY BUNNY~~
5. 4minute - HyunA
6. f(x) - Vic-umma
7. AfterSchool - Jo Yoen
8. MBLAQ - Sexy Leader Seungho~
9. DBSK - YooChunie~
10. SuJu - YeSung-sarang~
11. MissA - Min~
12. SHINee - Onew JinKi

That's all I guess.

You know who my ultimate bias is~ *wink*

It's 4 in the morning.

And I'm thinking of you.

Dear you,
If you read this,
I wanna say thank you for your support.
My blog won't be alive without you.
I'm happy whenever the number on my HIT COUNTER increases.
It's a bliss to know that you care to spend some times to read my blog.
And I wanna say sorry if my blog annoys the heck out of you.

Love,
Wyard A. Lienschze

p/s : The most avid reader of my blog is myself. LOL. Yes me, I love you too~

Aku suka berjalan.

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Okay.
Dah habis warm up jari-jemari yang stubby lagi chubby.

Aku suka berjalan.
Orang cakap, kalau ada tahi lalat kat tapak kaki, orang tu kuat berjalan n akan berjalan jauh.
Aku bukan takat tahi lalat, macam2 tahi dah lekat kat tapak kaki aku.
Tidak boleh tidak, haruslah untuk aku menjadi seorang yang kuat berjalan.

Tapinya, aku kalau dalam shopping mall, especially kalau aku dah set schedule utk tengok wayang, aku akan berjalan terlalu laju sampaikan ke tahap berlari-lari bapak.
Kejar nak beli tiket wayang.
Takut habis.

Tapi masalahnya,
Aku keluar tengok wayang di hari sekolah...
Takde orang pun lah..
Datang seawal 10 pagi, kau ingat ramai sangat lah orang?
Cleaner pun still tengah cuci2.
Kedai pun baru nak bukak.
Sengal lah kau.

Mak aku pun tau aku suka jalan2.
Kakakeleng = jeles.
LOL.
Tapi aku bukan jenis suka merayap tempat bukan2.
Cuma tempat pelik2 je.

TAPI!
Aku tak suka pergi tempat yang crowded.
Macam nak lempang je sorang2.
Pfft.

Khas buat mak~

Hari ni hari ulangtahun kelahiran emak saya.
Saya sayang emak saya.
Anak mana yang tak sayang emaknya.

Rasa macam nak buat post yang penuh emosi.
Tapi seganlah pulak...
LOL

Mom, you know I'm a man with little words.
But I do love you.
Thanks for everything, mom.
I really wish I can be a daughter that you'll be proud of, one day.
Happy Birthday, Mom.
May Allah bless you on your special day. And EVERYDAY.

p/s : Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku, Kau ampunilah dosaku dan dosa kedua ibu bapa ku. Dan kasihanilah mereka sepertimana mereka mengasihaniku ketika aku kecil. Amiin.

TerBOLOG sudah~

Situasi 1
Kakakeleng : Mak, orang rasa macam ada telur ikan dalam mulut.

Aku : Telur ikan? *pelik* Bukan benda lain ke?

Kakakeleng : Ye r. Telur ikan. Habis tu?

Aku : Bukan mata ikan ke? Yang dalam mulut tu kan?

Kakakeleng : Ha'ah r.

Aku : Mata ikan r. Telur ikan pale.......

Kakakeleng : O? Eh? Mana r orang tau.

Situasi 2
Abah : Cuba ko tengok-tengokkan ade tak kedai jual jering dengan petai kat tepi jalan.

Aku : Mana ade jual JERAI..eh. Jering dengan petai...mana ade kat tepi jalan.

Syasyaleng : JERAI pun boleh.

Abah : Gunung Jerai memang ko tak jumpa la kat sini.


Situasi 3
Kakakeleng : Eh! Ade plak kete nak motong! HISH!

Afiqleng : Mana ada kereta motor. Kereta adalah kereta, motor adalah motor.

Aku & Kakakeleng : PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HEADACHE!

WAAA! Sakit kepala....
Macam nak pecah dah ni.
Tolong r weh
Ok. Tak larat nak tulis dah.
Kthanxbai.

p/s : Dear blog, I still love you. OX.

Loved you once, Love you still, Always have, Always will.

We were young
We were sweet
I remember back when we run wild
Getting on our own feet
Trying to get use to life
Going through some sort of sh*t
But with us together
At the end of the day, it's always "We did it."

You love me?
As do I.

p/s : I love it when you call me Sayang, Baby, Babygirl, Budak Kecik and all the fancy nicknames. You just makes me feel loved. Though I may appear not liking it, on the inside, I'm all fireworks. I hope this will last forever. I will forever treasure our moments together. I will never ever be able to forget you because I never want to. Never let go of my hand cuz I wanna walk to the end with you, together. Oh f**k. I guess I will never love a guy because I love you girls so much! You make me gay and I'm loving it.

#youknowyouuglywhen

Nobody is ugly.
Seriously!
I've been wondering "Why is everybody looks so damn beautiful?"
This is an honest thought.
I can always find the beautiful part of everyone.
And I'm sad when you don't see yourself like I see you.

HOWEVER!
The thought is only for the females.
Males are not beautiful.
Call me sexist, and I won't even give a dang.
Well, effeminate males are also beautiful. (^~^)/
YES. I'm a GHEI.
LOL!

This is the end of my social life.

Only God knoweth how much I love gifS!!!
HAHAHAHA!
I overreact everytime.
GIFs are the best way to express how I'm feeling.
Before, pictures are enough to tell almost everything.
But not anymore.
Thanx TUMBLR!

I don't freaking care if it means the end of social life.

Social life? Like I have one. Tch.

Well, this is my tumblr~

Facebook can go die. LOL!

Le friends~

F***ing Retarded Insane Entertaining Needed DudeS
That's what FRIENDS stands for.
Everyone needs at least A friend.
Even an almost anti-socialist me needs friends.

I've never been alone.
Literally.
In my mind, my imagination, my thought, there's only me and me and no one else.
I'm in a family of 11 person.
How can I be alone?
NRLOLBIFTF!

I had communication problems.
I once in my kindergarten wrote in mirror image.
I was weird I guess.
I don't really talk much.
But I do rebel a lot.
I talk with my fists and feet.
I yell, scream and even growl.
Back then, I hated foul words the most.
Until I heard Eminem's song.
But still, I rarely curse out loud.
I mostly curse in black and white.

I once went through a COLD phase.
IONO why, but during this phase, I was extremely quiet.
I don't speak, I don't react, I was merely a statute.
But plus a cold stare and an IDGAFSGTHOOMF face.
Based on my deduction, I think, this may be because of lack of humanly communication.
This phase happened during my PMR and SPM long break time.
During these times, after a few days of holiday, I'll start to feel bored.
I'll lose my appetite, my feelings to chill out, my mood to even do something entertaining like watching TV and stuffs.
In the middle of the never-ending holiday, is the worst stage of this phase.
Even my younger sister complained to my mum.
She said "Mak, kenapa kakak nadia taknak cakap ngan orang? Dia macam dingin je."
I know she's hurt and I'm sorry.
Whenever she tries to make a conversation, I'll just glare and growl at her.
IONO what's gotten into me.
Now, when people said I'm cold and unfriendly, I wish they were in my younger sister's situation.
I've changed A LOT.
Trust me. I know everything about me.

FML. I was supposed to talk about FRIENDS!
Why do I always end up talking about ME?
Well, it's a narcissist's instinct.
ROTFLMAO.

p/s : Being a narcissist doesn't mean that I am selfish.

Akibat tidak mendengar kata ibu, budak disumpah menjadi penguin. Kita saksikan bersama pendedahan itu.

Betul apa orang cakap.
Jangan kuang hajaq ngan mak bapak.
Nanti Allah balas cash kat dunia.

Aku percaya sangat3 dengan kata-kata ni.
Pasai pa?
Pasai aku dah pernah rasa dah.
Baru kejap tadi.

Ceritanya bermula begini...
Tersebutlah kisaaaaaa~~~aaah~
Ehem. Bersyair pulak...

Ok. Terus ke isi penting.
Aku pergi KLCC tadi sebab ada interview kerja.
Aku memang tak expect pun akan dapat.
Lagipun, mak aku tak kasi kerja.
Akupun bukannya rajin sangat.
LOL di situ.
Jadi, memang tak dapat lah kerja tu sebab dia nak permanent worker.
Aku nak kerja part time je.
Dahlah sebulan je pulak tu.
Memang tak dapat r der.

MAIN POINT!
Aku lepas diREJECT dengan sadisnya,
membawa diri ke Korea Plaza.
On the way, Pak Munawer,
time tu kat depan bus stop.
Kaki aku terpelecuk/terpeletuk/terpele'ot. (Bahasa Melayu kadang2 comel jugak. Pelik2 je...)
HAMBEK UBAT KAU!
SIAPA SURUH KELUAR TAK BAGITAHU MAK???

PADAN MUKA KAU!
KAN DAH JATUH.
PADAN MUKA KAU!!

Sakit tak payah cakap lah.
Tak dapat digambarkan dengan kata-kata.
3minit gak r aku terkandas.
Terduduk tepi jalan.

Lepas melagha kat Korea Plaza kejap, aku pun gerak nak balik.
Malaysia sumpah panas syial.
Rasa cam nak berlari bogel je kat kutub utara.
Aku dah mula rasa sakit kepala.
Rasa macam dehidrasi.

Ni bala ni. Bala!
Bala menderhaka.
Kira derhaka ni.

Moral of the story, kalau nak keluar, bagitahu parents.
Sebab bila mereka tahu kita nak keluar, mereka pasti akan mendoakan keselamatan kita.
Tenang je perjalanan.

Baiklah. Akhir kata, yang baik jadikan tauladan, yang buruk campak ke sempadan Thai.

Dan buat emak tersayang,
Orang minta maaf \(ToT)/

Lain kali kalau orang nak keluar orang bagitahu mak.
Hee~

HerpDerp Me.

To people who may not know what Herp and Derp mean, they both mean STUPID-RETARDED-DISTORTED-faces-or-facial-expression.

Even when I'm derping, I still look fly like a G6.

p/s : There's a lot more of HerpDerpMe. But I just can't find it....