Saturday, January 25, 2014

A song for a shitty Sunday

Banana? Banana?
Usah ditanya
Banana banana
Oh tiada bezanya
Hatiku ceria
Bagai sang banana ah
Hari minggu hari bananana

Hilangkan rasa-rasa curiga
Duka dan banana ah
Mari kita menyanyi lagu
Banananana hey!
Esok kerja jadi hari ini
Kita berjumpa dengan
Banana yang tercinta

Hilangkan segala
Duka dan banana ow
Dengan lagunya The Banana
Banananananananana
Batman

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Behind these hazelnuts

A selfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held digital camera or camera phone. (Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Selfie sekarang dah jadi trend. I started with SELCA(Korean term for selfie). Kpop wave hit me hard, man. I thought I was going to end up wearing colorful skinny jeans. Kpop idols are so so so photogenic. Their selcas are too cute to be real. And yes, aku sangat-sangat terpengaruh. Since ada orang cakap muka aku macam Korean, so, why don't I embrace my Korean-ness.(BWAHAHAHAHA PERASAN GILA NAK MAMPUS) Maka bermulalah kegiatan selca ala-ala korea aku. Lepas snap, hantar kat kawan-kawan via the ancient MMS. Gigih! Biaq p r kredit kena sedut sampai berhinggit-hinggit. And most feedbacks are positive. Some even request for more. *hidung kembang kempis*

Tak payah cakap banyak, meh sini aku tunjuk selfie2 aku yang paling aku suka. Ambil kat Instagram je pun. HOHOHOHO!



Selfie atas motor yang bergerak. 
Level of difficulty : 100
Level of awesomeness : Infinity


Selfie "Selamat malam sayangku mmuah mmuah"
Level of rasa-macam-nak-sepak-ness : Sepuluhribujuta
Level of cuteness : -Sepuluhribujuta


Selfie "Chocolate-wasted"
Level of high-ness : Unicorn
Level of awesomeness : Dope


Selfie "Mak! Abah! Tengok ni orang study. Walaupun pemalas tapi masih study."
(Kategori : Self-timer)
Level of fake-ness : 100000(Aku tak pakai tudung pun dalam bilik. Memang sah fake)
Level of sincerity : Kalau dah upload tu kan ke namanya menunjuk. Tak ikhlas dah la.


Selfie "No-Filter"
Level of natural-ness : -57
Level of creativeness : Ultimatum. (Edit pakai Sketchbook mobile je kot.)


Selfie "The Conjuring"
Level of seram-ness : Ada cili tak kat gigi aku?
Level of blablabla : Malas dah nak tulis


Selfie "Pedo"
Level of pedo-ness : Grizzly bear
Level of


Selfie "The Conjuring 2 : Do you wanna play Hide & Clap?"
Level of seram-ness : Hantu Dalam Botol Kicap


Selfie "Hadiah dari Terangganu"
(Kategori : self-timer)
Kau mampu? Aku pakai Activ je kot snap gambar ni. Takde tripod takde hape. Solely creativity.


Selfie "Paling no filter"
This is the real me. How I usually look like. Totally unattractive. And selekeh.
Level of awsomeness : TERPALING SANGAT AWESOME DI DUNIA


Ni semua gambar baru. Gambar lama ada kat entry2 lama. Vain level pergi mampos. 


P/s : Tajuk sebenarnya nak buat "Behind these hazel eyes". Tapi mata aku biru. So, yeah. 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Because I'm not worth it

I'm not writing anything worth reading
Because I'm not worth it
Thank you for your time though