LAP Day I-lost-count-already

Ok.
So today's interesting!

Sub-tajuk : Si Kudung

Ada seorang pesalah
Kudung kaki sebelah
Konon ambil peguam
Tapi tiada berita, diam
Kesalahan 4 berderet
Nak lari tapi kaki sakit
Maka dia main wayang
Peguam tak nampak bayang
Orang kampung aku
Heh. Malu.

Sub-tajuk 2 : Majistret berhati besi

Perwatakan lembut suara halus
Tenangnya raut wajahnya mulus
Di sebalik semua yang tulus
Ada kata-kata yang telus

Dah kenapa aku berpantun ni.. "=.,=
Ceritanya mcm ni
Majistret tu serius lembut
Tak nampak kasar langsung
Suara tak pernah tinggi
But when he delivers his judgment,
Pergh!!
Terdiam aku
Aku yang terdiam
Ketepatan
Kejituan
Pergh!!
Aku respect habis
Ada kes saman JPJ
Budak tu bawa motor takde lesen
Tak pakai helmet
Takde roadtax
So, ayah dia ada la sekali
Majistret tanya
"Awak buat apa keluar naik motor pukul 2 3 pagi?"
Si anak menjawab
"Pergi memancing."
Berkata lagi Majistret
"Awak tau kan kalau takde lesen tak boleh bawa kenderaan. Tak pakai helmet pulak tu."
Muka Majistret berkerut
Nyata dia tak puas hati
Comel. Ahaks!
Majistret "menembak" pula si ayah
"Mcm mana awak boleh biarkan anak awak keluar pukul 3 pagi? Awak tak reti jaga anak ye?"
WHOA!!!!
BURN!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!
Right on the nose!

And btw,
Majistret tu lelaki
Dah berkahwin
Dan mempunyai anak
Umur?
Aku taktau

Sub-tajuk 3 : Si tua kutuk

Ada seorang atuk
Umur 65 tahun
Dituduh mencabul kehormatan jiran
Blergh!
Disgusting
Rasa jijik untuk kupas cerita ini dgn lebih lanjut.
Later, alligator.

Not related to LAP Day 9

I'm tired of posting shit I am not even interested in.
LAP was fun.
But I ain't gon always talk about it.
One day of excitement and that is all.
I , like the weather, change ever so rapidly.
Even before you can snap those fingers.
Act, I'm not feeling quite well today.
My body feels uncormfortable.
And based on my emotional equation, uncormfortableness = grumpiness.
I don't even care if "grumpiness" is not an actual word.
I'm writing without the internet and my ancient dictionary.
I can't check it up.
And when I get back home, I'll be too lazy to check it up.

To make my bad condition even worse, I drank an expired muhfukkin 100plus.
I took 5 big gulps.
It tasted weird.
Sour and yucky.
I thought it was my tastebuds acting up.
But then, I looked at the can's butt.
Screw this crap.
Best before 13/02/2013.
Fish you.
I'm dead.

I wanna go home.

Lap Day 4

Morning ; ruined
Whole day ; ruined
Long day short

LAP Day 1 2 3

Day 1.

Nothing much to story mory.

Day 2.

Today starts later than usual
I'm starting to wonder
What a I doing here?
What should I actually do?
I'm lost
Like a puppy with no GPS
With no bone nor decomposed carcass
Lost and hungry
For knowledge and freedom
For work to keep me away of boredom
Should've brought along my laptop
Can do the LAP report for 3 hours non stop
Can finish fast and early
Don't have to wait till the bachelors marry

Some pakcik polis showed me something
That shit cray that shit's interesting
Something I've never seen before
X-files galore
So bizarre so strange
"Ikenai taiyou" said Orange Range
Sorry, I just want it to rhyme
Taahee~

And guess what?
I think I saw an angel
Make me forgot that I'm a girl
So beautiful so wangi
Make me fly my leg tak cecah bumi
Our very own DPP

Day 3.

Today sends shiver to my spine
Meeting people of not-so-kind kind
Behind the bar right in front of me
I can't even lift my head cuz I don't like what I see
Orange, Purple, not so colorful
Not the type of color I learnt in school
Being with these big fellas with power
I feel safe for this very hour
Hihu~

No doubt this DPP is a GODDESS
So sweet, beautiful she's almost flawless
I'm swayed by the sweetest smile of hers
Non-celebrity girl's crush? She's my first
Aherher~

I was forced to continue
When I am free after two
She did't get it
She thought "that" must be it
I don't know how else to explain
Cuz I don't want her to complain
While I can enjoy this
Shall I appreciate every bliss
Sigh....

Extremely sleepy I decided to read a book
Damn thick so unappealing by the look
Should've stayed where I should've stayed
Double sigh....